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    Want a letter delieverd? A package, maybe? Or maybe you just wanted to drop by and say hi? Whatever it is, just send it to Mr. Bartleby, and he'll deal with it with the up-most efficiency- provided he is awake, of course.

    • Iceberg Titanicia (played anonymously) || February 25 2021, 11:19pm

      ""Yup, I meant volunteer work.""

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    • Iceberg Titanicia (played anonymously) || February 24 2021, 1:12am

      "Hello Mark Bartleby, I would like to assist you with your mail."

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      • Mark Bartleby (played by FishyFrisk) || February 24 2021, 3:03am

        "“I-I... goodness me. It depends on what you have in mind, I, I suppose? I’m afraid, as far as, as far as I’m aware, there are n-no vacancies. If... that’s what you’re asking. In r-regards to volunteer work, however... To be frank, I-I’m not... um. Entirely sure on what company policy is, actually. They’re rather hard to get a hold of, if I can be honest.

        ...I... suppose...? If it’s not technically in the guidelines, a-and doesn’t breach customer confidentiality? I wouldn’t want to trouble you however, and, well, mind: it can be a lot. Of um, trouble. I, I do h-hope this isn’t coming from a place of complaint however; i-if you feel I have not been doing an adequate job, please do not hesitate to send in a complaint or suggestion. W-We take feedback very, very seriously!

        Feel free to contact me to um, to clarify. O-oh, and, of course, if you need anything delivered as well. I... jiminy. This is very unusual—”"

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    • Floyd Delancey (played by Ivyking214) || December 27 2020, 3:30pm

      "
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      So yous the guy, eh? Hmm. Weren't what I was expectin.

      Well listen up Mack, I need this sent quick'n quiet-like, see? Damn telegraph company keeps sendin the thing back to me! Yappin on that theys "cannot locate an address by that number.” Hmmf. Cannot locate the address my bright blue b-

      Anyways. They say yous the guy for a problem like this. So Here. I need this to get to Krepta Draconis STAT, she's played by Jabberwookie. Take this problem off my hands'n start makin tracks!

      Oh, and uh, mind your Ps'n Qs with the recipient will yas? She bites."

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      • Mark Bartleby (played by FishyFrisk) || December 27 2020, 4:03pm

        ""OH! O-oh heaven's to betsy””y-yes, yes, I, I very much "s-see"! Very… very quiet, I a-assure you, we pride ourselves on discretion a-and and and””oh dear…

        Let… Let me just take that off your hands sir. I'll be gone in a jiffy, thank you for, for””for taking the time to stamp and…

        …Wait, bite””?!""

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